Jen and her best friendsAnd no one comes between a woman and her dogs. As a former dog owner and lifelong dog lover, I can tell you that if your dog doesn't like someone, get rid of them. The person, that is. Dogs are always right about stuff like that. Seriously.

Jennifer Aniston has a serious dilemma on her hands. After a humiliating divorce and a string of failed flings, she's finally getting a righteous bleeping on a regular basis. He's fun. He's talented. He lets her wear the pants in her house, and doesn't run screaming when she talks about getting more serious. There's just one problem: Jen's dog, Norman, hates him. Norman and Dolly, Jen's other dog, are her life. They were there for her when few others were. They love her no matter what, and they don't try to pee on her.

This is a canine conspiracy. When John was going out with Jessica Simpson, he made fast friends with the illustrious Daisy, who had her misgivings about him but kept her peace because Mommy was so happy. And then he dumped her. Daisy swore she'd get her revenge, and put the word out on Mayer. His name is dirt with the four-legged set, and he better be really careful where he walks.

A memento of our love ...It's always there, right under her nose.

Wow. They're still together. Sam may be a creepy little Golum, but she has stamina. Lindsay actually appears to be monogamous for the first time in her life. Not everything is sunshine and buttercups, though; Sam and Linds have reportedly been sneaking drinks under the table. While texting and staring deep into each other's eyes. Oh, barf. At least Lindsay doesn't have to worry about Mom hitting on this one.

Sam and Lindsay reportedly got matching black heart tattoos this week. They've got a little time on their hands now that Lindsay is between projects. Perhaps Sam can teach Lindsay some kind of hobby - whittling, fly fishing, taxidermy - she always gets into trouble when she's bored. She needs to stay out of the spotlight and the liquor cabinet or we may never be rid of Living Lohan.

Diane and her scarfOnly Diane Kruger could pull off this look. Who dresses up to go bike riding? Helena of Troy. Thats who. Yes, yes Diane is quite beautiful and she wears my favorite new trend well. Im not sure if she is still an actress but it doesnt matter cause she is just so pretty and she dates Pacey Witter. What more could a girl want?

.MKYes, yes Olsen fans. Their coffee table book which will probably be only slightly less ridiculous than Madonnas coffee table sex book will be out next month. The book is about people who have inspired their style which for Ashley means Lauren Hutton, Edie Sedgewick, etc., and for Mary-Kate it obviously means Cher, Mrs.Roper, Nicole Richie, that homeless lady on the corner who sells hair clips and judging from this picture Kirk Cobain mixed in with a little Jerry Garcia.

Lauren and the bagOh the good news just keeps on coming. First, she starts dating one of the actors from my favorite show, My Boys and now I hear she is going to be guest-starring on my other favorite show that no one watches as herself. The move was obvious since Greek makes references to the reality phenomenom at least once an episode and Greek could use a ratings boost and LC apparently has that power. The Hills is an absolute reality TV ratings powerhouse which is why MTV has basically become the channel Lauren Conrads show is on that also has some music. Anyway, the Greek season 3 premiere starts at the end of August and it looks quite good. And maybe people will actually watch it now that LC is there. The most important question is, will she be carrying her purple Balenciaga?Greek